These are forgeries. Or perhaps they should be called GlowForgeries. Farmer Doug's favorite new tool is a laser cutter/engraver called a GlowForge. I sat down with it on Father's Day 2022 and started making keychains as my first project. The keychains are cut from a solid piece of basswood in the shape of the golden retriever in our Golden Dog Farm logo . They are engraved with Happiness is Golden™ on the front, and the Golden Dog Farm logo on reverse. Use one of these, and you'll never forget the "keys" to happiness. Dad puns are given a pass on Father's Day, so you are going to have to let that one slide.